Take me to your trees. Take me to your breakfasts, your sunsets, your bad dreams, your shoes, your nouns. Take me to your fingers.
#update: my new favourite thing about chris pine #is that he wants very badly to be a playboy but in reality is only a bunny #with his pocket ‘square’ #so he has something to yank with flourish out of his pocket for some damsel in distress he never comes across #but someday - he is sure #someday the polkadot pocket ‘square’ will come in handy #in the meantime #he doesn’t always sit by the fire but when he does #he eventually makes this face as though he’s having a spiffing good time #when really the sandwich has finally arrived and he was fucking starving #(it’s a blood sugar thing) (tags via historianisms)
#good evening #welcome to masterpiece theater #i am christopher whitecraw who cares #tonight we bring you an extraordinary piece of modern cinema #i wore this extra huge wool tie to convey to you how important it is #it is so important #the movie that is #the tie is important too #i am important #now let us sit back and enjoy #OMFG IT’S THE LITTLE MERMAID I LOVE THIS SHIT (via withthepilot)
and can i just
TIGERS DO THE STUPID TONGUE THING TOO???
hello friend, big cats do the same stupid shit small cats do. every single dumb thing you’ve seen a housecat do, tigers and lions also do thing except they are worse at pulling it off like they meant to do it